In a surprising turn of events, the latest Ihigh contest named Duck Fat as the greatest band ever. The members of Duck Fat were first shocked and then quite pleased. "I can't believe that! I mean, I always knew we were the best, and the most awesome, and as well as the coolest band ever, but, well, now we have proof," stated Eli Riveire, the talented percussionist of Duck Fat. A short ceremony was conducted and Duck Fat received the golden cup of greatestness. "Next year, we hope to win the 'band with the coolest hairdoos' contest," said Nick Warner, the handsome, muscular, banjo player of Duck Fat. Surely, they would win this contest, too.
